Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.
this is so fucking gross
but is this bra available for purchase tho
This is so fucking disgusting like wtf here is a man trying to help another gender and he is assaulted but when a woman doesn’t see a reason why she should have to service a man it’s misandry…?
*applause for Michelle*
do yourself a favor, make sure you have a free hour , strip down to your underwear, play happy music, lock the door and start dancing
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
this is beautiful but also i dont wanna die
I DROPPED MY CUP OF TEA AND IT WENT EVERYWHERE OH GOD I CAN HEAR THE QUEEN COMING TO MY HOUSE TO DEPORT ME FROM ENGLAND ALREADY
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.
I’M FREKING OUT
Batsitter adventures part 2
This is literally one of my favorite Batman things ever.
Landscapes, 2014 | by Anthony Samaniego
pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex